Weirdly, my primary school has always held "race nights" in the local pub with videos of races, to raise funds for equipment. It always seemed a bit ghoulish to me.

Dear God. Have these people never even heard of Sapphire and Steel?

I don't think the invisible battleships are going to kidnap things back to idea-space, I think idea-space is colonising us.

I think I have the Fear now. Excuse me while I go and hide under the covers where the Colourless Green Ideas can't get me...