Oh my, I'm going to be rich.

My name is Mr.William Kojo, I am the Ashanti
regional manager of the Barclays Bank of Ghana in West
Africa. I am a Christian. I do not want problems but I
just hope you can assist me. I write you this letter
in good faith.

Woooo! I just got Nigerian-spammed! I feel like I've had some sort of rite of passage.

But Mr Kojo has made a serious tactical error. After the way they've treated verlaine, how could he possibly think I'd help out a manager of a Barclays Bank?