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[devi]

Okay, I've been very good and worked hard all day. Time to reward myself with a meme.

Post anonymously, give me three clues to who you are, and let's see if I do any better on this than I did on the text message game...

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[(Anonymous)]

1) A few months ago, I made a Memegen about Childe ballads.

2) I have 3 interests that no one else (on Livejournal) will admit to sharing.

3) I was born in January.

[(Anonymous)]

I kissed a girl

My partner and I were going to ask you to marry us, but now we aren't going to get married.

Blue hair

[(Anonymous)]

1. The bus started inching forward through the traffic again, then stopped suddenly. I sighed; to do any more would send my stress levels soaring. Instead, I considered getting off and walking, but I couldn’t walk home from here. I’d have to catch another bus after a mile or two, and that would cost money.

2. My phone beeped, a text message. It wasn’t from anyone in my phone book; I didn’t even recognise the country code, let alone the number.

   HI IT'S ME. BEEN LIBER8D BY POLAND. WILL FONE U L8R.

   I smiled, and added the number to my phone book under the name “Euro Roots Poland”.

3. I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. I turned to see it was only an advert changing — you know the sort, where three different adverts are fixed on the sides of a hundred triangular rollers. I looked around me: I was not the only passenger on the top deck, but I was the furthest back and could be mischievious unseen. So I got out my blowpipe, loaded it with a poison dart, opened the window by my side. I stood on the seat and contorted my body so I could get a good aim at my target — the window design purposefully made this difficult. And blew.

   At first, I thought I had missed, that the dart would hit the wall on which the advert was mounted, be swallowed up and spat out. But it just caught the bottom of one of the rollers.

   The advert quivered. Then it rippled, as if to show another ad. But the picture that it now displayed was not an advert: It was a close-up of a face, eyes closed, smiling contentedly. It was as if Big Brother had been put to sleep.

[(Anonymous)]

1) Breasts!
2) Gusset!
3) Pantyhose!

[(Anonymous)]

1 - I tried this game on Matt's journal. At time of writing he has yet to guess me, but if you can spot me you can recycle his clues.

2 - pennydreadfuls is the only community on my friends list.

3 - I very seldom hold birthday parties, but you were at my most recent one.

Heh - OK, those are probably too easy, but given the length of your friends list I'm sure you'll get quite enough hard ones too.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Cheesecake
2. Anna Livia
3. The Bible (abridged)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm shorter than you, I think, although when we met I was wearing heels.

I'm incompetent at text messaging.

On my monitor shelf is a jewelled maple leaf pin. Rhinestones, sadly, not diamonds.

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

I went to the kebab shop and tried to order one of those organ doners. They said, sure, but there's a waiting list of about three months. Chilli sauce, sir? I said no, room temperature, please.

[(Anonymous)]

1) Hairy
2) Blond
3) Chaotic good

[(Anonymous)]

My first clue is something you have when it's cold,
on the fifth of November or in rituals old.

My second clue lies in the place of my birth
For it can't be found in this part of the Earth.

My third clue's the hardest, a beast of the air
Whose spelling's unusual and yet appears fair.

[(Anonymous)]

I am female and I wear glasses

You have met me several times

I notice people's noses a lot

[(Anonymous)]

1. We've met and chatted more than once

2. I'm rather politically-minded

3. I don't mean to be scruffy particularly, but I tend to end up that way

[vardebedian.livejournal.com]

Whoops, I did post a clue but I forgot to do it anonymously. Now deleted. Silly me.

[(Anonymous)]

1) Ode on a Grecian Urn

2) Pyjamas

3) A telepathic prostitute

[(Anonymous)]

1) I elevated you to godhood
2) ... and yet you still have difficulty telling who I am.
3) Therefore, I shall steal your drugs and alcohol. Bwhahaha!

[(Anonymous)]

I have you associated with obscure Enya music.
I am accused (wrongly) of breaking your SO's teapot. (The hole in the toilet wall wasn't me either.)
I locked you out of your own living room.

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh! Ooh! Can't think of any clues between "totally obscure" and "blindingly obvious". However...

1. We have to humour our boys.
2. I occasionally run a specialist taxi service.
3. I say you're lovely. You say you're not as nice as I might think. I say I know, and that's what I love about you.