Irish. Short and gnarly. Male. Potentially wicked and/or mischievous. Forced by tourist board to wear green. May have gold-related custodial duties near rainbows, I'm a bit unclear about that bit.
- What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a leprechaun?
Small, Irish and probably grinning.
- Would you buy a used car from a leprechaun?
Of course not. I'd be too tall for any car that had belonged to a leprechaun, and its exhaust would probably fall off come morning.
- Would you sleep with a leprechaun?
Nope. I wouldn't even be comfortable sleeping near one.
- Would you ever take a leprechaun seriously?
Very much so. I wouldn't dare not. Dire things might befall me.
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Irish. Short and gnarly. Male. Potentially wicked and/or mischievous. Forced by tourist board to wear green. May have gold-related custodial duties near rainbows, I'm a bit unclear about that bit.
- What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a leprechaun?
Small, Irish and probably grinning.
- Would you buy a used car from a leprechaun?
Of course not. I'd be too tall for any car that had belonged to a leprechaun, and its exhaust would probably fall off come morning.
- Would you sleep with a leprechaun?
Nope. I wouldn't even be comfortable sleeping near one.
- Would you ever take a leprechaun seriously?
Very much so. I wouldn't dare not. Dire things might befall me.