Advice from the Google oracle

[devi]

Reviving an old meme because I haven't a hope of sleeping for quite some time. Type "(yourname) needs" into Google and see what you get...

Deirdre needs your votes on iRADIO LA
Deirdre needs a parent who will take responsibility and act as a parent should
Deirdre needs Ethernet support for the online Internet hookup in her residence
Deirdre needs editing due to the date change of the royal wedding
Deirdre needs to cast spells, and in order to do so she must gather chi
Deirdre needs financial assistance during a period of time reasonably necessary for her to become re-educated, gain experience, and become established
Deirdre needs a place to crash
Deirdre needs to go to the gym
Deirdre needs to be rescued from this evil that has encompassed her
Deirdre needs some clothes that would be suitable for her
Deirdre needs to be at St. Mungo's early for her class
Deirdre needs Joey's help in bringing her sister back, but first we get to watch the blonde sex fiend take a quick DP
Deirdre needs her psi
Deirdre needs to get medical attention
Deirdre needs a bulk contract with the local cleaners
Deirdre needs to explain to her family that she is not leaving home after all
Deirdre needs to write faster
Deirdre needs something strong to drink
Deirdre needs to log off

True.

Comments

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Blonde?!

But yeah. "Deirdre wants" was just as funny.

[gothwalk.livejournal.com]

*reads back up to find "blonde"*
*works out acronym*
*blinks*

I don't think you can do that quickly.

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Probably not, you could injure someone.

re: needs

[cpio.livejournal.com]

Seems I need to be hosed down, to be stable on my current meds for at least six months, to play in the open air and make friends and it seems I need "some serious trimming".

As for my wants, the interweb tells me I want to play with blocks and that I want a special law to be passed so no one could compete against me for overseas traveling.

Re: needs

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

That last one has to be you. No one *can* compete against you for overseas travelling!

[mr_magicfingers]

Hello, I've been directed to you by Dakeyras so that I might read your travel journal. I've friended you and hope that you don't mind. Your writing comes very highly recommended.

*waves hello*