Implausible Occurrences (#1 in an occasional series)

[devi]

Scene: Cold December evening. bluedevi is cycling along Blackbird Leys Road. A group of LADS are walking along the footpath on the far side of the road.

LADS: Show us yer tits!
bluedevi: Okay.
(She stops the bike, gets off and parks it. She removes her hat, the bag slung across her, her full-length coat and scarf, then takes off her big woolly jumper and her T-shirt and unhooks her bra, putting everything in a neat pile on the grass verge.)
bluedevi: What do you think?
LADS (nodding): Yeah, they're tits all right.
(bluedevi puts everything back on and cycles away.)

Comments

Alternative ending #2

[vardebedian.livejournal.com]

LADS: Show us yer tits!
bluedevi: Okay.
(She stops the bike, gets off and parks it. She removes her hat, the bag slung across her, her full-length coat and scarf, then takes off her big woolly jumper and her T-shirt and unhooks her bra, putting everything in a neat pile on the grass verge.)
bluedevi: What do you think?
LADS (nodding): OK, they're defintely tits. But how we can be sure they're yours?
bluedevi: errr...

Re: Alternative ending #2

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure some well-judged wobbles would demonstrate the absence of silicone.

I've said too much.