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devi ([personal profile] devi) wrote2005-12-10 12:26 pm
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Implausible Occurrences (#1 in an occasional series)

Scene: Cold December evening. [livejournal.com profile] bluedevi is cycling along Blackbird Leys Road. A group of LADS are walking along the footpath on the far side of the road.

LADS: Show us yer tits!
[livejournal.com profile] bluedevi: Okay.
(She stops the bike, gets off and parks it. She removes her hat, the bag slung across her, her full-length coat and scarf, then takes off her big woolly jumper and her T-shirt and unhooks her bra, putting everything in a neat pile on the grass verge.)
[livejournal.com profile] bluedevi: What do you think?
LADS (nodding): Yeah, they're tits all right.
([livejournal.com profile] bluedevi puts everything back on and cycles away.)

[identity profile] ar-gemlad.livejournal.com 2005-12-10 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The way you've written LADS in capitals makes me think it should stand for something...

[identity profile] bluedevi.livejournal.com 2005-12-10 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Less-Abled Denizens of Suburbia?

[identity profile] philipstorry.livejournal.com 2005-12-10 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Losers And Desperate Sods?

[identity profile] bluedevi.livejournal.com 2005-12-10 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, you win :)