Implausible Occurrences (#1 in an occasional series)

[devi]

Scene: Cold December evening. bluedevi is cycling along Blackbird Leys Road. A group of LADS are walking along the footpath on the far side of the road.

LADS: Show us yer tits!
bluedevi: Okay.
(She stops the bike, gets off and parks it. She removes her hat, the bag slung across her, her full-length coat and scarf, then takes off her big woolly jumper and her T-shirt and unhooks her bra, putting everything in a neat pile on the grass verge.)
bluedevi: What do you think?
LADS (nodding): Yeah, they're tits all right.
(bluedevi puts everything back on and cycles away.)

Comments

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

Maybe they were assuming you had a photograph of your tits about your person.

Or maybe not.

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I must carry one from now on in case this situation arises...

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

[the-maenad.livejournal.com]

YAY Branestawm icon!

[angeluspealing.livejournal.com]

This has given me my biggest laugh all week. I thank you.