Implausible Occurrences (#1 in an occasional series)

[devi]

Scene: Cold December evening. bluedevi is cycling along Blackbird Leys Road. A group of LADS are walking along the footpath on the far side of the road.

LADS: Show us yer tits!
bluedevi: Okay.
(She stops the bike, gets off and parks it. She removes her hat, the bag slung across her, her full-length coat and scarf, then takes off her big woolly jumper and her T-shirt and unhooks her bra, putting everything in a neat pile on the grass verge.)
bluedevi: What do you think?
LADS (nodding): Yeah, they're tits all right.
(bluedevi puts everything back on and cycles away.)

Comments

[dyddgu.livejournal.com]

*round of applause*

[stiofan.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
Excellent!

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[ar-gemlad.livejournal.com]

The way you've written LADS in capitals makes me think it should stand for something...

[juggzy.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

Maybe they were assuming you had a photograph of your tits about your person.

Or maybe not.

[davefish.livejournal.com]

Its important to have these things checked you know, its all part of the war against terrorism (Could be fake tits loaded with plastic explosive you know, underwiring or firing mechanism, who can tell?)

[caescarna.livejournal.com]

Talk about implausible - surely you'd lock your bike to something on Blackbird Leys Road ??? :P

Alternative ending #2

[vardebedian.livejournal.com]

LADS: Show us yer tits!
bluedevi: Okay.
(She stops the bike, gets off and parks it. She removes her hat, the bag slung across her, her full-length coat and scarf, then takes off her big woolly jumper and her T-shirt and unhooks her bra, putting everything in a neat pile on the grass verge.)
bluedevi: What do you think?
LADS (nodding): OK, they're defintely tits. But how we can be sure they're yours?
bluedevi: errr...

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

GIC