LJDrama lite

[devi]

Hey guys, look, I've picked up a random crazy-troll-person who's pretending to be a Christian! Check it out!

And have a look at the comments on this post on its own journal about how it "tried to help a large girl feel happier about herself". It's pretty funny. The persona rings less and less true as you read down.

Now I know I've really arrived as a blogger. If only I wasn't a depressed alcoholic incapable of happiness, I might be pleased, but now if you'll excuse me I have to go fall asleep in a pool of my own tragic vomit.

Comments

[sparktastic.livejournal.com]

I am awake at stupid o'clock, resolutely determined to not sleep until I've been rendered completely comatose by exhaustion.

Go us?

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

I feel the need to bookmark The Skeptics Annotated Bible :)

[carbonunit.livejournal.com]

Neat. It was probably searching for posts to do with resolutions and found yours. Christians and also $cientologists sometimes do stuff like that to try and find an audience open to suggestion.

A good way to catch these guys, if you ever need some, is to start an IRC channel called #lonely or #searching and give it an info like "I don't know what to do with my life". In minutes hordes of these guys will come pouring in looking for fresh souls.

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

I got one too, but I confess I deleted it and marked it as spam. I'm hoping this qualifies me for entry to hell.

[mr_magicfingers]

I liked the reply to them that went in from gillen.

[stiofan.livejournal.com]

Thats excellent. Oh did I laugh.

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

A Religious troll. A bit of a collectors' item, them.

I couldn't be arsed with reading all of it - trolls are boring - but I'll take you're word for it that your new bestest friend doesn't ring true. There's an agenda to this online identity and it overrides everything, even the natural expression of personality through writing style.

So, what does it want? Could be recruiting for creepy religious cults, could be a sexual predator, could be just plain nuts.

Your responses are, respectively (and improbably, deceitfully, and rather distastefully):

1. Publish the precepts of the Nicean Creed on your Journal under the heading 'I believe';
2. For a couple of weeks, swap out that lovely tinted cameo portrait you use as an icon with something that looks like a rhino's arse on a bad lipstick day (try a publicity shot of Ann Widdecombe);
3. DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS particularly as this one may be doing good by challenging degenerate sinners and godless materialist nerds.

I’ve found Jesus!

[mooism.livejournal.com]

(http://noticias.ya.com/fotos/200405/1006.htm)

And after the 13^th hour he rose from the operating table…

[dubnordie.livejournal.com]

I loved the "lowely heathens" comeback on one post. Does anyone really talk like that any more?