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[devi]

Three butterflies realise when it's time to depart -
They have tickled his ribs, they have fluttered his heart,
But the starting is easy compared to the stop,
And the bottom is hard when compared to the top

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[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

As I scrolled past this entry, I saw the first few words out of the corner of my eye, and mentally filled in: "three butterflies in a bar. One turns the other and says 'nice weather we're having'. The second says 'f**k me, a talking butterfly!'."

(Ok, I didn't fill in the entire joke in my head, but you get the idea)

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

"Did I leave the iron on? ...Of course not, I'm a f*cking squirrel!"