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[devi]

My bike was stolen last weekend. Which sucks, but there's no point crying over spilt bike. At least it was cheap. And the point of this post is not to whinge, but to tell you that right now I am answering an ad in Daily Info for a "Small Female Mountain".

(What makes a mountain female? What gender is, say, Mount Fuji? Or the Matterhorn? Actually that one's easy. How small is small? The size of an Irish mountain? Is it a bonsai mountain? Otherwise, how the hell am I going to collect it?)

Comments

Re: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

much more egotistical than the rest of me

And not without cause!

Re: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

Though all the rest of you should be egotistical too, now I come to think about it...