Bleat

[devi]

It was so sunny earlier that I went into town without tights on. My legs were so shockingly white I thought I might become the first person in medical history to get snowblindness from looking at myself.

I'm spending my weekend teaching and bleaching. And bleaching and teaching. Bleaching things and teaching people. Not teaching things and bleaching people. (Unfortunately.)

(I think I must be high on bleach fumes. I should go to bed.)

Comments

[annasilverlight.livejournal.com]

What are you bleaching?

[wimble.livejournal.com]

You've not seen the whiteness that is my bareness. Neither has the sun. 'Nuff said.

[mr-snips.livejournal.com]

(I think I must be high on bleach fumes. I should go to bed.)

Personally, am very confused on orange scented "sticky stuff remover" from Oxfam bookshop, plus alcohol and dope life giving celebration of the equinox.

Am going to bed now.

But hope any new post bleaching hair colour is blue!

[psi.livejournal.com]

Curse our damn Irish skin!

[mooism.livejournal.com]

What dome? Getting it stuck to what? Oh.

[anam-uk.livejournal.com]

I avoid the snow blindness by cultivating a fetching celtic blueness, which I keep well under wraps Lest I should turn a vile & painful scarlet

[sibyline.livejournal.com]

i thought the english weren't supposed to care about that stuff? i mean, that's why i have this fantasy that i'm cuter in london than anywhere else in the world. are the english become brown too? drats!

[chained-girl.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, right now, my legs are a Daz advert. Brave you for going out without.

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

I hear your snowblind and raise you a mottled blotch.

[stiofan.livejournal.com]

My legs were so shockingly white
I laughed, but I'm not shocked at all here. I just guessed you get roasted red like the rest of us and are keen to avoid that :)