While wrestling with the house water tap today, I noticed a tiny hole right at the back of the dank and dismal Next To The Gas Meter Space. Dropping the monkey wrench elegantly on my boot, I bent down to peer into the Space, just in time to see a small spider brush aside a dusty piece of web and crawl down the hole. At the end of the tunnel, I could see a little light.
I conclude that I have found an entrance to Spider Narnia, a magical land full of giant juicy legless flies and dark, moldering houses, where humans have never invented the broom. Strangely, most of the exits from Spider Narnia lead out into the U bends under domestic sinks. I have already begun a crash dieting program, and I shall be testing this theory as soon as I have lost enough weight to fit down my sink plughole.
PS: Yes, I have been drinking. Why do you ask?
PPS: Your actual post (which I have totally ignored) is lovely, by the way :)
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Date: 2006-05-08 08:52 pm (UTC)I conclude that I have found an entrance to Spider Narnia, a magical land full of giant juicy legless flies and dark, moldering houses, where humans have never invented the broom. Strangely, most of the exits from Spider Narnia lead out into the U bends under domestic sinks. I have already begun a crash dieting program, and I shall be testing this theory as soon as I have lost enough weight to fit down my sink plughole.
PS: Yes, I have been drinking. Why do you ask?
PPS: Your actual post (which I have totally ignored) is lovely, by the way :)