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devi ([personal profile] devi) wrote2004-06-08 12:09 am

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Walking through Coldfell Woods near my house with [livejournal.com profile] kesstrel earlier, we came upon the scene of a horrible crime: an eviscerated corpse lying among the dead leaves.


[identity profile] inskauldrak.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I may have had a reputation for being 'The Sick Git' in Oxford back in the day...


but that's horrible, poor teddy : ( Please tell me you took it home for a wash and a warm comfy corner to stay in?

[identity profile] bluedevi.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Afraid I couldn't, little creatures had already made their home in him.

[identity profile] inskauldrak.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
: (

it's a rather nasty world out there. If you ever find the kids that dumped him, do point them out... my friends Mr 9mm and Mr Shovel would like to meet them ; )

[identity profile] kasku.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a very sorry sight. :-(

The horror!

[identity profile] primavera.livejournal.com 2004-06-07 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There are "furry" seriel killers?

Wait a sec...

[identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
The shape of that head... the curve of the shoulder... Could it be...

...a care bear ?

If so, I suspect what we have here is no ordinary theft. The bear was killed for its tummy badge !

Does anyone recall the colours accurately enough to say whether this is Cheer Bear or Love-a-Lot Bear ? (Both pink - rainbow and heart symbols respectively.)

Re: Wait a sec...

[identity profile] kesstrel.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I wondered this as well, but on closer inspection and a good look at dental records we are able to confirm that the victim was not a Care Bear.

Re: Wait a sec...

[identity profile] mooism.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
So it’s a Couldn’t Care Bear? Maybe it’s Reagan’s voodoo doll?

[identity profile] modalverben.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
The Bear Witch Project...

Allow me to groan on your behalf.

[identity profile] alfaguru.livejournal.com 2004-06-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
So The Teddy Bears' Picnic went horribly wrong:

If you go down to the woods today
You'll never believe your eyes
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in diguise

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic chainsaw massacre.