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[devi]

Walking through Coldfell Woods near my house with kesstrel earlier, we came upon the scene of a horrible crime: an eviscerated corpse lying among the dead leaves.

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[inskauldrak.livejournal.com]

I may have had a reputation for being 'The Sick Git' in Oxford back in the day...


but that's horrible, poor teddy : ( Please tell me you took it home for a wash and a warm comfy corner to stay in?

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Afraid I couldn't, little creatures had already made their home in him.

[kasku.livejournal.com]

That's a very sorry sight. :-(

[inskauldrak.livejournal.com]

: (

it's a rather nasty world out there. If you ever find the kids that dumped him, do point them out... my friends Mr 9mm and Mr Shovel would like to meet them ; )

The horror!

[primavera.livejournal.com]

There are "furry" seriel killers?

Wait a sec...

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

The shape of that head... the curve of the shoulder... Could it be...

...a care bear ?

If so, I suspect what we have here is no ordinary theft. The bear was killed for its tummy badge !

Does anyone recall the colours accurately enough to say whether this is Cheer Bear or Love-a-Lot Bear ? (Both pink - rainbow and heart symbols respectively.)

Re: Wait a sec...

[kesstrel.livejournal.com]

I wondered this as well, but on closer inspection and a good look at dental records we are able to confirm that the victim was not a Care Bear.

Re: Wait a sec...

[mooism.livejournal.com]

So it’s a Couldn’t Care Bear? Maybe it’s Reagan’s voodoo doll?

[modalverben.livejournal.com]

The Bear Witch Project...

Allow me to groan on your behalf.

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

So The Teddy Bears' Picnic went horribly wrong:

If you go down to the woods today
You'll never believe your eyes
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in diguise

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic chainsaw massacre.