Walking through Coldfell Woods near my house with kesstrel earlier, we came upon the scene of a horrible crime: an eviscerated corpse lying among the dead leaves.
The shape of that head... the curve of the shoulder... Could it be...
...a care bear ?
If so, I suspect what we have here is no ordinary theft. The bear was killed for its tummy badge !
Does anyone recall the colours accurately enough to say whether this is Cheer Bear or Love-a-Lot Bear ? (Both pink - rainbow and heart symbols respectively.)
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sforzinda
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Date: 2004-06-07 04:21 pm (UTC)but that's horrible, poor teddy : ( Please tell me you took it home for a wash and a warm comfy corner to stay in?
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Date: 2004-06-07 04:44 pm (UTC)The horror!
Date: 2004-06-07 07:26 pm (UTC)Wait a sec...
...a care bear ?
If so, I suspect what we have here is no ordinary theft. The bear was killed for its tummy badge !
Does anyone recall the colours accurately enough to say whether this is Cheer Bear or Love-a-Lot Bear ? (Both pink - rainbow and heart symbols respectively.)
Re: Wait a sec...
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Date: 2004-06-08 03:26 am (UTC)Allow me to groan on your behalf.
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Date: 2004-06-08 03:42 am (UTC)If you go down to the woods today
You'll never believe your eyes
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in diguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their
picnicchainsaw massacre.