Half empty/half full

[devi]

I was just standing by the side of the road when some guys yelled at me from a speeding car. It could have been either "Foxy!" or "Fat slag!" (Actually, considering I was in a shapeless black parka-thing with the hood up, both seem pretty unlikely.)

Sainsbury's is full of slightly panicky-looking flowers.

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[specialknives.livejournal.com]

There is only one thing that yobs yell from car windows, it is,

Shall I compare thee to a summers day,

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

If only.

Matt got called 'Ozzy Osbourne' by a similar carful recently. I reckoned that was a compliment.

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

I'm actually pretty freaked out by the thought that, now that Ozzy is such a big name in America, he'll be the obvious reference point for Yanks trying to comprehend my weird British accent and hair...