LJDrama lite

[devi]

Hey guys, look, I've picked up a random crazy-troll-person who's pretending to be a Christian! Check it out!

And have a look at the comments on this post on its own journal about how it "tried to help a large girl feel happier about herself". It's pretty funny. The persona rings less and less true as you read down.

Now I know I've really arrived as a blogger. If only I wasn't a depressed alcoholic incapable of happiness, I might be pleased, but now if you'll excuse me I have to go fall asleep in a pool of my own tragic vomit.

Comments

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

The Nicean Creed? I've just been googling fruitlessly for the lyrics to the Tiger Lillies' "Terrible".

"On Thursdays, I sodomise tender virgin nuns..."

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

When drinking whisky in gentleman company, I have been known to put on a plummily rounded and aristocratic bellow:

Bring me another altar boy! This one's full.

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

On Mondays murder children, little girls and boys
I put my hands around their throats till they don't make a noise
Tuesdays torture animals, pluck off small birds wings
Watch them as they bleed to death, then they don't sing
Wednesdays I defecate on the priest's front door
If the priest he does complain, I just do it some more
Thursdays I Molatov the local orphans home
Love those little orphans, charred down to the bone

I'm terrible, terrible, shouldn't be allowed
To sing my songs of filth to a decent crowd

On Fridays sodomize tender virgin nuns
Tie them up, lear at them, and then I have my fun
Saturdays I stand and sing my sad, sad, sick, sick songs
To anyone who listen, who in the head is wrong
Sundays, Sundays, the day I love the best
Rape, murder, pillage while other people rest

I'm terrible, terrible, shouldn't be allowed
To sing my songs of filth to a decent crowd
I'm terrible, terrible, shouldn't be allowed
But when I do offend someone it makes me feel so proud

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

(Well, that explains why I was failing to google it, the bits I thought I knew were all wrong)

[verlaine.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid to say I c&p'ed that without looking at it - now that I have, and seen the poor quality of the transcription effort, I wouldn't be so sure the bits you remember aren't right! But at least the spirit of the thing is present and correct.