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Mar. 22nd, 2006 12:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deviMy bike was stolen last weekend. Which sucks, but there's no point crying over spilt bike. At least it was cheap. And the point of this post is not to whinge, but to tell you that right now I am answering an ad in Daily Info for a "Small Female Mountain".
(What makes a mountain female? What gender is, say, Mount Fuji? Or the Matterhorn? Actually that one's easy. How small is small? The size of an Irish mountain? Is it a bonsai mountain? Otherwise, how the hell am I going to collect it?)
(What makes a mountain female? What gender is, say, Mount Fuji? Or the Matterhorn? Actually that one's easy. How small is small? The size of an Irish mountain? Is it a bonsai mountain? Otherwise, how the hell am I going to collect it?)
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Date: 2006-03-22 01:04 pm (UTC)I suspect this mysterious item is, in fact, a rock with a hole in it.
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Date: 2006-03-22 01:44 pm (UTC)Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
Date: 2006-03-22 02:11 pm (UTC)On the other hand, though, Ev-her-est.
I'll get me coat.
Re: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
Date: 2006-03-22 02:35 pm (UTC)Your subject line is a lyric of great bizarreness. But my breasts are not at all humble, in fact they're much more egotistical than the rest of me.
Re: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
Date: 2006-03-22 02:59 pm (UTC)I'm really not sure how to comment on that...
Re: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
Date: 2006-03-22 03:33 pm (UTC)And not without cause!
Re: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
Date: 2006-03-22 04:04 pm (UTC)Re: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
Date: 2006-03-22 03:33 pm (UTC)Re: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
Date: 2006-03-22 06:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-22 04:54 pm (UTC)(Yes, I bought it)