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[devi]

My bike was stolen last weekend. Which sucks, but there's no point crying over spilt bike. At least it was cheap. And the point of this post is not to whinge, but to tell you that right now I am answering an ad in Daily Info for a "Small Female Mountain".

(What makes a mountain female? What gender is, say, Mount Fuji? Or the Matterhorn? Actually that one's easy. How small is small? The size of an Irish mountain? Is it a bonsai mountain? Otherwise, how the hell am I going to collect it?)

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[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Hm, yes. Will you be around this evening? (He's coming over at about half five or six.) If so, I'd appreciate an extra pair of eyes to scope out both him and the bike...

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Yup, will do.

The obvious thing (given the other information) is whether you want to ask him if he's a bad man, or whether you just want a bike, no questions asked :)

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

I fear it may be unethical bike shopping. I want a Fairtrade bike.