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[devi]

My bike was stolen last weekend. Which sucks, but there's no point crying over spilt bike. At least it was cheap. And the point of this post is not to whinge, but to tell you that right now I am answering an ad in Daily Info for a "Small Female Mountain".

(What makes a mountain female? What gender is, say, Mount Fuji? Or the Matterhorn? Actually that one's easy. How small is small? The size of an Irish mountain? Is it a bonsai mountain? Otherwise, how the hell am I going to collect it?)

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[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Fssssssst.

I had a bike stolen from inside Trinity once, but it was a horrible old rustbucket and I sort of failed to lock it properly because I sort of wanted it to disappear...

[psi.livejournal.com]

Ha, was it insured :)

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Nope. I had nothing to gain from losing it, I just really hated it!