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devi ([personal profile] devi) wrote2009-03-27 10:01 pm

messages in tiny bottles

14:44 My cousin just got married by a Young Earth Creationist priest. "Marriage has been around for a few thousand years, since Genesis..." #

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[identity profile] primavera.livejournal.com 2009-03-28 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
bwaha ha!

[identity profile] tackline.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure marriage has been around for a few thousand years. Certainly since Genesis.

[identity profile] bluedevi.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This is, strictly speaking, true, but the ensuing speech about Adam and Eve didn't fit into 140 characters...

[identity profile] jackfirecat.livejournal.com 2009-03-29 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
.. and the plesiosaurs failed to catch the bouquet, presumably.

[identity profile] bluedevi.livejournal.com 2009-03-30 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Then got mouldy drunk and fell in tar pits as they were stumbling home.