messages in tiny bottles

[devi]

14:44 My cousin just got married by a Young Earth Creationist priest. "Marriage has been around for a few thousand years, since Genesis..." #

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[primavera.livejournal.com]

bwaha ha!

[tackline.livejournal.com]

I'm sure marriage has been around for a few thousand years. Certainly since Genesis.

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

This is, strictly speaking, true, but the ensuing speech about Adam and Eve didn't fit into 140 characters...

[jackfirecat.livejournal.com]

.. and the plesiosaurs failed to catch the bouquet, presumably.

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Then got mouldy drunk and fell in tar pits as they were stumbling home.