messages in tiny bottles

[devi]

14:44 My cousin just got married by a Young Earth Creationist priest. "Marriage has been around for a few thousand years, since Genesis..." #

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[jackfirecat.livejournal.com]

.. and the plesiosaurs failed to catch the bouquet, presumably.

[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

Then got mouldy drunk and fell in tar pits as they were stumbling home.